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Post by Blargen Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:51 pm

Whats the simalarity to toilet paper and the starship enterprise? they both circle uranus and look for klingons...
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:54 pm

What is a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
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Post by Blargen Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:54 pm

I dont know...
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:55 pm

A very good start.
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:56 pm

Indeed...
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Post by Blargen Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:57 pm

i dunt get it....
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:59 pm

If everyone played the Phoenix Wright series, the world would be a better place...
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:59 pm

Then we need a new joke that Blargen can understand...
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Post by Blargen Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:02 pm

Im a carrot.... MUHAHAHAAHAAH!!!
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Post by ThingerDudes Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:02 pm

a blonde climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
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Post by The Almighty Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:05 pm

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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:06 pm

It was kinda lame...
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:09 pm

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. 

She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded " I 'm not gonna quit until I stop winning. "
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:13 pm

Laughing
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Do someone has opera installed? I seem to have some minor problems...
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:16 pm

Me... What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:20 pm

The text boxes act funny, by just getting selected through the first line and the smilies don't work.
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:21 pm

I don't really get it... And this isn't really the place for such discussion...
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:22 pm

Hell yeah. Let's say something funny. Keja is handsome. I'm so ironic.
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:23 pm

P00r keja... Being made fun off like that...
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:26 pm

I don't really mean it keja. So sry
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:01 pm

(He does not mean it)
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Post by Arkannine Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:07 pm

See? Shai agrees.
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Post by Shai'tan Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:21 pm

*Agrees*
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Post by ThingerDudes Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:35 pm

need more jokes...
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