Re: You want a joke?

by **Shai'tan** Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:59 pm

What's the difference between a run over squirrel and a run over lawyer?

by **Arkannine** Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:01 am

IDK, wwhat is it? *notices shai doesn't likes lawyers*

by **The Almighty** Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:06 am

Hey guys.

by **Shai'tan** Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:28 am

Arkannine wrote:IDK, wwhat is it? *notices shai doesn't likes lawyers*

I have nothing against lawyers... There are different versions of these jokes, but I chose lawyers cause it's the least insulting...

by **Arkannine** Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:15 pm

It's mid-insulting because I may become a lawyer. (go Phoenix Wright)

by **Shai'tan** Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:56 pm

My friend aims to become a lawyer... I don't get why though, it seems pretty boring...

by **Arkannine** Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:10 pm

Play Phoenix Wright....

by ThingerDudes Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:11 pm

Shai'tan wrote:My friend aims to become a lawyer... I don't get why though, it seems pretty boring...

the money

by **Arkannine** Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:23 pm

That too.

by **Shai'tan** Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:07 am

True... But I'd rather do something I want that's fun with a mediocre pay than a high payed boring job...

by **Arkannine** Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:17 pm

*repeats* Play Phoenix Wright.

by **Shai'tan** Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:13 pm

by **Arkannine** Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:26 pm

Random smilie time? Or do you like PW?

by ThingerDudes Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:29 pm

I like money

by **Arkannine** Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:30 pm

I like both PW and cash.

by **Shai'tan** Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:54 pm

How can one not?

by **Arkannine** Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:41 am

So you like PW?

by **Shai'tan** Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:09 am

I guess...

by **Arkannine** Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:35 am

Have you even played it?

by **Shai'tan** Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:10 pm

No...

by **Arkannine** Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:48 pm

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

by **Shai'tan** Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:02 pm

by Lunar_Furor Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:01 pm

A baby seal walks into a club...

by **Arkannine** Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:21 pm

Then...?

by Lunar_Furor Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:05 am

... that's it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_hunting

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